girl at starbucks wouldn’t accept baseball cards because it “wasn’t valid american currency” what’s more american than baseball? this country is going to shit
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
wait a freaking second
who is jensen ackles
i thought jensen ackles was that fish from spongebob
i thought…this entire time… you guys have been talking about this fish…..
i dont even know why i just heard the name jensen ackles and assumed that was this guys name
This is the most serious post on this entire website
What’s your superhero name?
The Kick Ass Functional Alcoholic.
little pussy d’stroyah
Miss Forgotten Junkie
Human Civilian Casualty…. Is there any other kind?
It is I, The Victim of Capitalism
The Amazing Cop who Gets Away with Murder
Never fear, the Functional Alcoholic is here
They call me the Corpse on Life suport
Here I am to save the day! The cop who gets away with murder
Just Another Victim of Capitalism
I got Bad Motherfuckin Cop Who Gets Away With Murder. Kind of a mouthful but it does roll off the tongue nicely.
Human Civilian Casualty!
Professor Forgotten Junkie