markiplier:

From the Fischbach bros to you, thank you for an AMAZING Comic Con!

markiplier:

From the Fischbach bros to you, thank you for an AMAZING Comic Con!


tsuthetiger:

Not in my bible.

tsuthetiger:

Not in my bible.


embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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bombing:

girl at starbucks wouldn’t accept baseball cards because it “wasn’t valid american currency” what’s more american than baseball? this country is going to shit


I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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c is for creatures

(Source: jmeswilson)


adiostoreadumb:

trainerhawk:

caramelcheese:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

bubblegumbottlecaps:

grawly:

deathclaw:

wHAT

What

W H A T

WAIT W H A T

WHAT WHAT WHAT

MY LIFE IS A LIE

Animal Crossing confirmed for a town of a bunch of people in fursuits

adiostoreadumb:

trainerhawk:

caramelcheese:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

bubblegumbottlecaps:

grawly:

deathclaw:

wHAT

What

W H A T

WAIT W H A T

WHAT WHAT WHAT

MY LIFE IS A LIE

Animal Crossing confirmed for a town of a bunch of people in fursuits


shortylego:

jellybeing:

what

wait a freaking second

who is jensen ackles

i thought jensen ackles was that fish from spongebob 

this guy

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i thought…this entire time… you guys have been talking about this fish…..

i dont even know why i just heard the name jensen ackles and assumed that was this guys name

This is the most serious post on this entire website

(Source: dazeyray)


congalineofdurin:

toriii-lane:

digitalcrayon:

trashbagtricks:

gaydarjedi:

banesboner:

thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-



I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my sleep.





dear God, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

toriii-lane:

digitalcrayon:

trashbagtricks:

gaydarjedi:

banesboner:

thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-

I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my sleep.

dear God, let it be enough

(Source: anarcho-gallifreyan)


michellemichiemich:

what would you do for a Klondike bar  the update 

michellemichiemich:

what would you do for a Klondike bar  the update 


the-thought-emporium-imperial:

How will this effect our car insurance?

(Source: Washington Post)


ariasdilaurentis:

i’ve waited so long to find this again. and I will reblog it 3895721273 times if it’s needed.

(Source: ehclaire)


kingcheddarxvii:


kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme


a challenger approaches









who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme

a challenger approaches

who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned


tony-the-intelligent-goon:

dandelion-fireworks:

zonkos-jokeshop:

envyzs:

droopyeyess:

xpyon:

egoten:

shanryart:

motivationintohabit:

directorrachelfury:

agaysongbird:

silentandfriendly:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

The Kick Ass Functional Alcoholic.

little pussy d’stroyah

Miss Forgotten Junkie

Human Civilian Casualty…. Is there any other kind?

It is I, The Victim of Capitalism

The Amazing Cop who Gets Away with Murder

Never fear, the Functional Alcoholic is here

They call me the Corpse on Life suport

Here I am to save the day! The cop who gets away with murder

Just Another Victim of Capitalism

I got Bad Motherfuckin Cop Who Gets Away With Murder. Kind of a mouthful but it does roll off the tongue nicely.

Human Civilian Casualty!

Professor Forgotten Junkie

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

dandelion-fireworks:

zonkos-jokeshop:

envyzs:

droopyeyess:

xpyon:

egoten:

shanryart:

motivationintohabit:

directorrachelfury:

agaysongbird:

silentandfriendly:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

The Kick Ass Functional Alcoholic.

little pussy d’stroyah

Miss Forgotten Junkie

Human Civilian Casualty…. Is there any other kind?

It is I, The Victim of Capitalism

The Amazing Cop who Gets Away with Murder

Never fear, the Functional Alcoholic is here

They call me the Corpse on Life suport

Here I am to save the day! The cop who gets away with murder

Just Another Victim of Capitalism

I got Bad Motherfuckin Cop Who Gets Away With Murder. Kind of a mouthful but it does roll off the tongue nicely.

Human Civilian Casualty!

Professor Forgotten Junkie